im six kinds of drunk right now
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I have aggressive nipples.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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