She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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