Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize
