i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
two words: eviction party
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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