Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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