So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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