Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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