no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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