What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Come see our sink grown plant.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
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