im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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