i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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