rhymes with "ouble enetration"
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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