it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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