Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
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