her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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