We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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