But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
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