oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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