They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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