I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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