sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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