I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Randomize
