Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Are we still banned from the library?
being pregnant is like rehab
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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