Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Randomize