oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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