11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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