she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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