It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
