can we get nightvision for the apartment?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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