you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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