your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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