If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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