OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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