I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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