Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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