I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I look better un-naked...
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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