he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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