i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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