And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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