Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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