Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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