I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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