Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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