i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Still dying that you shit outside
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
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