I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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