He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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