You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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