You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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