That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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