Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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