she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Life is so much better after having sex.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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