This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Randomize
