You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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