y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
we made out on top of his cat.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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